Before you begin…this is an editorial piece meant to show how absolutely outrageous BLM and their agenda has become…
America is irredeemably racist. All of the white people here, from our ancestors who landed on the shores of Virginia in the 1500s until today, are walking around just seething with racial hatred and intolerance every single day. If you listen carefully to the people running Black Lives Matter, violently overthrowing the whites and exterminating them as a race is the only way to be able to live with them.
But there is a different alternative, inspired by liberal’s recent highly successful establishment of CHAZ/CHOP in Seattle: a divorce. A permanent separation would be a much preferable alternative to the bloody house-to-house civil war that BLM wants to provoke. Here’s our best offer, BLM: You guys can have California!
If you don’t think that BLM wants its own separate, racially distinct nation from America, then you simply haven’t been paying attention. Black Lives Matter supporters often advocate for their own spaces, they want to go back to segregated times. BLM does not believe diversity is our strength! The National Football League which represents one of the most American sports of all – football – has announced that it will not be playing the national anthem before all of its season opener games. Instead, they’ll be playing the “Black National Anthem.”
They are declaring themselves to be a separate people. If we give a separate state to Black Lives Matter and allow them to move there, they can establish the transgender, anti-family utopia that BLM is fighting for (if you don’t get the reference, go read Black Lives Matter’s agenda where they state their want to dismantle the nuclear family with a mom and a dad, and promote transgender rights).
This could really be a win-win for America and for the BLM cultists who hate our nation with a seething hatred because America is so much worse than all the other countries in the world when it comes to equality under the law and stuff. Patriotic black Americans who wish to stay in the US would obviously be welcome to stay in America, while the Black Lives Matter folks who hate America can move to California and have their own separate country.
There will have to be a transition period, naturally, in which BLM supporters from the rest of the country can migrate to California or whatever they decide to call this new nation. (Transtopia? BLMistan?) But here’s the catch. After that six-month period expires, anyone who has moved to the new, racism-free utopia of California can never come back. Once you revoke your American citizenship and become a citizen of this new nation, that’s it. No take-backs. You made your bed.
Likewise, Americans in California who wish to remain American citizens would have to move back to the US before the deadline. The Wall in Arizona will have to take a sharp turn to the north at the border with California, extending along Nevada and Oregon until it reaches the Pacific Ocean. Speaking of immigration issues, well… there is that issue of the 10 to 20 million illegal immigrants who currently live in California.
Yeah, about that…they won’t be allowed to move into America to escape from the new BLM country. Not that they would want to escape!
Regardless, without any white people around to oppress everyone with their privilege, I’m certain that BLM, which is not racist in any way, shape or form, will be able to figure out how to live peacefully. They can figure out how to fund the welfare programs for the 10-20 million illegal immigrants living in America. You’ll have achieved full diversity, after all! Since diversity is such a big strength, we all have no doubt that BLMistan will have a space program up and running in no time, thanks to all of the racial harmony that will exist in their country.
You’ll also have to come up with your own currency and banking system, figure out how to keep the electric grid up and running, establish some sort of education system, figure out how to grow food and establish a supply chain, write a new constitution and all of that. But I’m sure it will be smooth sailing for an organization that comes up with chants like “Pigs in a blanket, fry ‘em like bacon!”
Giving California to BLM would have a number of benefits for America, also. The House of Representatives would have to shrink its numbers to reflect America’s new population. Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff and the rest of her delegation from California would naturally have to find something else to do for a living. Democrats would become a much smaller minority in America, with a sizeable chunk of their base having moved to the new BLM utopia. What’s not to like?
So, what do you say, BLM supporters?
